1. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one piece of music, one book and one person, what would they be? That song from Lord of the Rings. Fire and Hemlock. Either Brandon or Ashley.
2. What would your last meal consist? Lots of sweets.
3. Would you support McDonalds if they went organic? Most definitely. Organic is the way to go.
4. Who would be your ideal new years eve kiss? No clue.
5. If you had to hook up with one of your friend's parents, who would it be and why? Um...?
6. If you had to get plastic surgery done what would it be? Liposuction on my giant thighs.
7. What fattening thing would you make un-fattening? Icecream
8. What celebrity's phone number would you want so you can call it several times a day and hang up every time? PAris Hilton. She's annoying.
9. If you could break up one celebrity couple, who would it be? Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
10. What's your favorite bar-shaped food? Ice cream bars.
11. What public building, store or home would you use for the design of your own house? A castle.
12. If you could work for anyone except yourself who would you work for? JK Rowling.
13. If you could erase people you've hooked up with, how many would you take off the list? None, because I've only hooked up with one, and those are some good memories.
14. Where would you rather wait in line, the post office on tax day or the bathroom line during intermission at an elton john concert? Post Office. 
15. If you were exiled and confined to a city or town outside of the United States for the remainder of your life, where would you like to end up? Somewhere in Portugal.
16. A thousand paper cuts on your hands or a gaping wound in the head? Gaping wound in my head. Better chance for death.
17. A pen forever stuck up your nose or a cleft lip? pen up my nose.
18. Shoes always on or always off? Off.
19. Which phrase would you rather have stuck in your head for the rest of your life: the preamble to the constitution or the lyrics to the song that never ends? Preamble to the constitution.
20. If you opened your own club/bar/restaurant, what would you name it? I'd rather open a Hair Salon called "Curl up and Dye"
21. If you were a television network, which would you be and why? USA. Because they have cool movies and Monk.
22. If you could make any cartoon character from your childhood come alive, which would you choose? Would you sleep with them? Sylvester. No.
23. Would you rather have been a surviving jew or a nazi? Jew.
24. Would you rather be without an arm or a leg? Arm.
25. Or rather, Make your name into a palindrome: Um?
26. What's a word that you think you're the only one who knows the definition to? Hornswoggle.
27. Would you get pregnant if you knew you could only give birth to triplets? Yes.
28. Could you go a month eating nothing but raw asparagus if you knew you would be in the best shape for the rest of your life? Yes.
29. Would you have an affair with your favorite celebrity if no one else could ever know about it? Msot definitely.
30. Would you pick up smoking if it gave you radiant skin and made you healthier? Only if it was proven to do so.